This evening’s services are cancelled in anticipation of the “Beast from the East”. You can’t be too careful.
Tremlett St Mary’s School closed for the week due to the “Beast from the East”. Health and Safety concerns must be uppermost.
Trim Valley Bridge Club: 8pm in the Reading Room, Woodby. Please bring your own refreshments and 50p for the meter.
If the “Beast from the East” is really set in, the traditional Trim Valley Ice Race will be run from Grilsby-on-the-Hill to Little Tremlett Mill Pond at 11am. We’ve not had the Ice Race since 2013. And 4 people died. So please ensure your insurance includes “Stupidly Dangerous Sports” cover. And remember to duck at London Road Bridge. That was carnage last time. Survivors will receive a free drink at the Quiet Woman. If the weather is good, transferred to Friday. Don’t forget your tea tray!
Trim Valley Trotters will be taking their annual 9 mile “Snowdrop” walk through Trim Valley Forest. 8am from the Hanged Man, ending at Grilsby Church. Ensure your location is visible to your families through your choice of phone tracking app, and you are wearing hi vis so you can be seen by helicopters. Do not join the event in light clothing, still damp from a hot bath and with a bottle of absinthe for warmth. Major Dumpling, we are thinking of you.
Prayer meeting for the future of our benefice will be held via Skype, due to the Beast from the East. For those who don’t have Skype (about 90% at a guess), stay at home and think good things.
Aunt Sally Evening in the Quiet Woman: Tremlett vs The Valley. This late winter challenge against the elements has been taking place in the pub garden since 1894. And we don’t see why a bit of cold weather should stop it.
Jumble Sale, Little Tremlett: Postponed due to Beast from the East.
Walsingham Cell Communion, Great Tremlett: Cancelled due to the Beast from the East.
All services cancelled in anticipation of the Beast from the East. You can’t be too careful.