Bloody Young Keith.
Yes, jumping over a broomstick, or a handfasting, is fine for the punters. And when I thought it was a relatively temporary measure, best resolved through patience and non-legal ceremonial, I was quite happy.
But this is another matter entirely. Luckily I live in a part of the world where shotguns are quite easy to access. Although, in a breach of tradition, I’ll be pointing this one at my own son if he doesn’t get his act together.
I’m not sure I’m old enough to be a granny.